Time Lord Princess
When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

thegestianpoet:

flightcub:

one of the most bizarre phenomenons on the internet imo is those sugar daddies who get off solely from u spending their money and seeing the cash drain from their bank accounts… like it doesn’t even matter if u buy sexy things or not, if u billed it they will cum

this is true + bizarre but also, like, any of these fellas can hmu

Oooh pick me! Pick me!

frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

riverwood-elf:

painted a floral gameboy. 🌼
nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr
PSA

vicepresidentgay:

All genders can have penises

All genders can have vaginas

All genders can be intersexed

Gender is an identity, not a physical state of being and to accuse someone of not being a gender because of which parts they have or don’t have is extremely transphobic

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

image

then-it-fell-apart:

i hope one day you are at peace with yourself. i hope you can take a shower without crying and you can close your eyes without thinking about your funeral. i hope one day you start singing in the shower again and are happy for no reason. i hope you get better, because you really deserve to. 

dsabs14:

You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it

vintagegal:


Young Romance #143 (1966)
 ©  Credit