one of the most bizarre phenomenons on the internet imo is those sugar daddies who get off solely from u spending their money and seeing the cash drain from their bank accounts… like it doesn’t even matter if u buy sexy things or not, if u billed it they will cum
this is true + bizarre but also, like, any of these fellas can hmu
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask? Well its simple Dogs are colorblind
i hope one day you are at peace with yourself. i hope you can take a shower without crying and you can close your eyes without thinking about your funeral. i hope one day you start singing in the shower again and are happy for no reason. i hope you get better, because you really deserve to.